認真就輸了！英文版《包青天》 直白翻譯超爆笑～

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開封有個包青天
開封got one包青天!
鐵面無私辨忠奸
He only believes, law by law!
江湖豪傑來相助
All the brother come and help!
王朝和馬漢在身邊
王朝and馬漢, side by side!
鑽天鼠身輕如燕
Any complain, go and see him!
徹地鼠是條好漢
Any problem, he will help you!
穿山鼠鐵臂神拳
Anyone bully you, don't be afraid!
翻江鼠身手不凡
Anything unfair, he will fight for you!
錦毛鼠一身是膽
You better don't try... kelong-kelong!
這五鼠義結金蘭
包青天 is the person
七俠和五義
who can chop off your head...
流傳在民間
doesn't matter who you are!